BACKSPACE....BACKSPACE….ENTER…
fk facebook guys for asphyxing hardwired writers, c'mon man..smetimes even 400 odd words don't count as a status, so note comes down as a recluse. now, y m writing is bcoz m getting bored, nt studying since last sunday mrng wen i had d famous(in ims circles) yellow lexicon in my hand and was being manhandled at dat rajiv-chowk metro...a week is up, hav'nt spotted it again yet. talking about time, well..hw easily this year is passing out, not that it was easy throughout but yeah, i had always needed such a spell...ethically speaking..smething sort of a proper u-turn.
i was in that deep blue sea, tides bided me in, nothing else in sight i thot this was it, bas ma and the sky's next, ok..sought out the felony ne1...well that was it.but...nw this is a big BUTT, k, there's always an atropos wave that pitches you down to the ground(guess what it thinks...ab zara zameen chakh len)..that was way back in jan last year...normality returned....par kuch toh kam tha, ya kahen bojh zyada tha....season's greetings.... 2010 had started...first week i think i called somene...said sorry....foto achhi thi par....redstones! hadn't talked for hell lot f time for no reason infact, n i feel just .....happy to find things in the right shape nw...
NEWBIE PAGAL
mid-jan...i was at vrindavan towers ground-floor...reciting to myself in ANGREZI...what i'd blurt out up there on the 3rd(doesn't seem like it bt i used to b that nervous,nw i hpe u can undo implications of the wrd u-turn)...
up there: i remember the recep took out an A-4 and asked me..so pranjal, why mba....prepared ans..gyaan, lots of it...peeche khade hain centre head saab..he says to the recep....tumhe moses sir bula rae hain,, nw he cmes n sits right infront of me....i thot he meant k nw this guy is a boar, needs tackle, so let me handle it,,,,,smetimes i surprise myself n n that day i probably did, i ws good to my standards then!:)
three days later, i ws there again....at 5! partnership k saval......
achha before all that....sme names hve been pretty much cocealed n thers
saval baye haath ka khel....i gave an ans as bais bate saat(22/7)...there wre sme 10 odd beside me around the teak and everyone was laughing...the move worked...yup..it was meant to b dat way. bansal(gaurav), jeetu,abhinay wre the first buds...time was flowing...class ma maza ata tha par....soon quants nd rcs wore my days off....
smething about two weeks later, had my first gd....GD yar..mere lie kya badi baat hai..debate sa hi toh hai....6 mins later, there wre just pranjal himself and madam dayal bagh almost scrapping each other....the mentor had to cme dwn to say k...bhai ye gd hai,,aise ladne ki nai rakhi hai......nw thats hw ayu(LEO) knew that there was a scorpion in the class,n the scorpion got to know the sword brandishing knight in white..........arrived garg in our team...or maybe i in his,d kamina,but a nice guy par sala class k time b disturb karta tha....n then got to know pal jiski aadhi baaten aadhi class ko hi samjh ati thi, my deepest regards to her for adding MORON(bechara chhor k chala gaya) n GLAMOROUS(abhi bhi shayad doc saab k sapne dekhti hai). Bhagwan unki atma ko shanty dey.
ADDED FEATHERS
meanwhile, i became a reg on fb....thnx to pa for the liquid(ity) support...till then i just lived a life..normal one i guess...bt then fb became a place where i lived too, things change wen all those whom u know suddenly jump bk from anonymity to a click away.....nd i mean everyone here who logs in...luv you guys, its always a pleasure talking to you, m always excited to c notifications thinking kuch hua, kisi ne kuch bola, ten mnths dwn i can't imagine life cut-off from u guys...thanks everyone.
special mention of two nightouts n fb....
one when i almost wept, karan ne vaat lagai thi meri boht gazab ki, bridges needed a revamp, we sat down and spit hairs on everything, each of it which went wrong,,,,,,if there's one guy that shud b emulated that's this one, from hairdo to votes:D
another wen i chatted 8 hrs straight....got bk with sanky.....15 yrs man....love you brother...you made my year..
dheere dheere the oldies wre bk again.....kd, kar, yas, sank, rahul(one hell of a guy,sieved me out of 20 odd ppl in almost darkness), ajuu. besides, kuch chehre bhid ma khin gum they....zuckurberg ka dhanyawad, i know krish, abhi(pan n gupt both k),hina, manish, richa, subbu.
getting into the grid got me in touch with dear old seniors too...luv ya lots..hemu bhai,bhakti bhaia, vaibhav bro,nikita dee n tushar n nish bros.
my life was complete....
bas aisa socha nai k panga hua....i have this tendency of getting on a desolate road too.....i think during my construction process, there was a power failure toh connection thik jude nai.....soon had a bitter skirmish with a girl,,,open pages hurt,,, m sorry sis, wherever you are, may god bless you, galtian ho jati hain! Poore saal ka ekmatra panga, not bad a record btw.
TRI-QUIPSTERS
buffooning everyone, PATHFINDERS arrived into sme aprilish atmosphere....for me...grad papers wre up so was bk to mc graws n pearsons. kahte hain, springs bring love but yaha toh door door tak aisa kuch bhi na tha....JITNI GINI-CHUNI LADKIAN THI BHI UNKI 'PAP' VO BAND BAJATA THA K ABHI BHI DARAVANE SAPNE ATE HONGE UNHE....frst batch of tests wre up n so wre the results.....english test= MY NAME IS DICTIONARY ma ek ladke ka naam top pe tha(m happy hadn't taken that test VARNA neeche kone ma kahin hota mera naam)...arey i forgot...pal too din tke the test..or shud i say none of the english ones at all...unintentionally fcos,, wanted to c who was better at the wrd skill- doc or pal....both pretty natural talents....net results kuch is prakar they k i thot now i m doing the right thing with my life...these wre the exaaaat wrds i'd written on a dated note....evolution confirmation theory ends. itna toh bore karna padega yar, u e reading about me so..kahi toh....c’est moi guys!
nevertheless nxt day there was a case study on "bcg matrix"....4 team bati...n as usual our team won, thnx to leo. later in the class, leo pointed out to a guy saying he is MR. DICTIONARY.....i said okk...a very regular teenager, wiry, slightly broad shoulders he was....n typical me, struck a conversation....thus was born DOCTOR-SAAB for me....kise pata tha k his gf wud want to kill me soon:D
nxt up is THE GREAT INDIAN CAN'TEENZ SHOW....break k baad!:)
BREAK:p
LABILIS STAKES
meri ad-idea diary ki anniversary agai thi, pichle ek saal ma, i scribbled down sme 173 ad-themes....not bad haan,, phir bhi log bolte hain k nai pranjal....u'rnt made for marketing, uc....unhi kagazon ma bordered along in insets wre so called "tu pagal hai kya" biz ideas.....did i hear 'cliché’.....srry but this is all about it.....heat was kicking in,,days difficult for the stray dog who now needed to dig in a bit to rest in peace:)......sunday afternon...kuch khatka mere ko..dimag ma I mean..nd noted* the thing down..it was exciting kyunki boht pagalpan hone vala tha.....
*free advice: yada yada hi idea koi, dimag vich tumhare aye, kalam kagaz utha lo balak, likho isse pahle k ud jaye.....kya baat hai, m going good haan! srsly, insanity shows up in flashes, so u need to panelize it before it gets lost...plus it makes you known to you…
i called up leo, chichilati dhoop ma moti shayad bahar baithi thi....n trucks ki awazon k beech i explained the TIFFIN TEENS or smething.....i thot i'd get..beta pad le pahle baad ma company khol lio....but pata nai kaise i got an OK....n if i m right xcitement.
nxt day vrind towers- reached early, found doc up there chatting with padmshree, i had written a whole concept paper on it....padshree was up for it wen i told her.....beside her was doc listening...restrainedly….here was I, he’d thot another mad doctor, patient kit oh vaat lag gai mamu. wen that evening i came out:
1)i had known of the tourist agency model n a water testing cocept(pahle vala farzi tha, yar apan ab bhi apne reservation k line ma lagte hain jab dad ghar nai hote- credit card nai hai na....doosro k tickets ghanta karva payenge,,bad idea)
2)a core group had been formed of the aspirers....fantastic 4....three actually, pad declines later, unki nokri pe ban ati thi...
3)was sure k idea cud wrk...jisko bhi pata chala he gave a thums-up n most important dad had called it a VERY BAD IDEA :D
4)i had a task of writing out a business model(dunno y it all sounds funny today...business model...wtf :D)....n so i did....nxt day few things wre for sure.....
5) there was no 'i'....hum was the keyword, I accept attitude hai thoda, n ego bhi….toh time laga mere ko track pea ne ma…..teamwork dhuan tha….
padmshree: chief advisory editor
teen(hindi syllable) teens(english): core group
baki sab(studopondents registration open): baki sab
the organ had been named CAN’TEENZ INC……
door kahin maoists wre on a roll, dantewada massacre, it was difficult to overcme, m not used to watching the news channel frenzy but the impinge of the ambush was deep, internal security had been slapped....chidamb was speechless, it was a stand-still for everyone, maoist was officially branded terrorism now....dnt check the title guys, this is the same note...down here the AIM(AGRA IS ME....courtsey doc) had actually a lot to do with it....u’ll c y soon.
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