total bhakar....on my mind!

life sucks blood.....straw daal k....
it all started with the big-bang, everything consequently contributed and finally one cool november morning, i am born...the place is st. dominic's hospital at the outskirts of this place called XXX.....c u know wat i've been really popular in turkey.....gosh how can they read english....no qualms about you turkey's turkeys as far as you maintain ur hits....so wat m saying was m not going to disclose the location...no please...srry if you are hurt, but i need privacy man!
i don't want my hometown to become a shrine after me, i want to see this place, sipping coffee at saturn's ring, just as it has always been....shimple,, shmall,, sherene.....shuch a nice plashe this is.....wat i m pishing you off....n yeah wat did you...loude..that i'm sick....see...bloody jealous netties..
       whatever....i've lived down 20 years of my precious life here....a place where firangis will die to be at...and here i am dying to get off...get far away....that's pretty much normal, rite?
yeah, you are kinda right, i am actually. cat, snap and all other mba entrance exams wich are as follows...
AAT
BAT
DAT
EAT
FAT
GAT
HAT
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XAT
YAT
ZAT.
i've given em all...kitna easy tha....ab lagaa k indian students really live a horrible life. but then you'll have to appreciate the resilient attitude of ours that we still dream to ace through each..yeah each of them, such a test of character it is, and a test of economic strength too for a mediocre indian.....m not being insane(as of now)....meri bajj gai is baar form daalte daalte, i earn okayish amount by playing my hand in the EDUCATION SECTOR(:D) but the expenses of applying to colleges skyrocketed....inflation types...
but what the hell can i do...
                                   papa kahte hain badaa naam karega....
but who the hell has said k naam karne k lie class ma first ana bhi zaruri hai.....c'mon i can't handle all those shanke-hands...i know how the rest feel...cursing me they come along, a week after the results..."oh pj...i just heard u topped man! kuch humare lie bhi chhor dey!"
the latter half in desperation....haha...KALE SAMINEY....such are the ones who know my marks to the third decimal place and maybe before even i knew mere kitne hain. so, my matra has changed to 'let others bask in the thing and the fire of several jealous arses!'
i've for the last three years religiously abided by my matra and in the future too i intend to persue the same irrespective of rising temperatures at home.
but then CAT happened, not decided kind of a thing, but i remember myself blurting out 'yar, ma ek company kholna chahta hun'....wtf....kya company,,kaisse....but it was 8 years back. tables had turned, i had been done in, this life had taken up the job of the tormentor(GOD, tentative entity, IS SUCH A BAD HR HEAD!).
such aspirations had been brutally crushed. but how can you forget hercules and pj never accept defeat in the face....those dreams were like pillows, crush em and they bounce right back. hence, they wre still there. wow...dekhi meri imagination...i'm going to derive a song out of it now :D
last year, by of mouth, don't remember whose mouth, got enrolled at ims, agra. from then on, a cute CAT was all i wanted.
day before yesterday cat results poured in among fuore over mr.himanshu rai's statements. i too contributed aap log k ashirvaad se. in the end i got a bit below expectations.....but enough to satisfy my hunger. A, C, R, S, L have dumped me. lots of hopes lie in the awaited ones. will write bhakas again, abhi final ajjaams and pi preps are bothering me....man i can't use arses more than once in a post, against rules....so, astaa lavistaa babyy!! :D
PS: i swear i'll give the template a rejig, its stupid i know....not finding time actually....but i'll soon!